I’m slowly dying!!!!!!!!! The vet wants me to die, SERIOUSLY. I got my leg cut open the other day. Then, they stapled it together. Not only that but they shaved my butt and leg AGAIN!!!! I have many issues but I did not think I had this many. Not to mention that the world hates me.*plays sad music* Just kill me already. But really I look like Frankenstein.
Put a giant screw in my head and give me an endless supply of cigarettes. See the resemblance. I’m also insane like him.